Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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