your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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