I molested 6 butterflies tonight
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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