Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
