I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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