Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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