Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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