somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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