My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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