I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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