thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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