i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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