i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Sext me about skeletons
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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