i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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