haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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