Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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