Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
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Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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