Don't you send me to vm
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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