just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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