I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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