maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
