Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i dont even know how to be here
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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