I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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