What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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