I met the friendliest cop last night
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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