he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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