Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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