I'm really into asian looking animals
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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