At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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