he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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