So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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