Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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