I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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