we made out on top of his cat.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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