love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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