You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives