I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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