Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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