I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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