That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
