Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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