I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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