no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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