Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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