Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
COCAINE IS GR8
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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