Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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