are you so shy because you have an std?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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