Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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