Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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