Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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