last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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