Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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