I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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