Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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