And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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